But your statement about the law may not be true.  I was walking my dog in the park. I was wearing royal blue tights with sneakers and a cut-off sweatshirt. This cop came up to me and said "You're showin off a lot there." To which I replied "It wasn't that big until I saw you!"  He turned red and said "I suppose I should say thank-you, but I'll just move on so you can keep it down."

I wore the same stuff to my attorney's office the next day, and asked if there was any problem.  She said there were some places where a man was enjoined from showing an erection, and that some laws could be interpreted to restrict men in tights.

Look, I still don't care! I dress the way I want.  Can you imagine a cop telling his fellow cops or his missus that he arrested a guy in tights?

As you said: "Relax and enjoy!"

• Re: What's the big deal???? - Tights Fiend - 23.07. 08:55:34