 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by Dep on 23.03. at 07:45:49 - as answer to: Re: One more great "Tights Movie" by Dep >>>>Dumb movies? Rid, you is speakin' my language! I love bad movies as much as I love wearing tights! "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is classic weirdo moviemaking, and the tights are indeed all over the screen. Your taste, as usual, is unimpeachable. However, being a dedicated student of Cinema Malo, I must correct Your Most High Green Evilness on one minor point. NO STARS? See that little martian girl? That, my man, is none other than PIA ZADORA! No kiddink! Her first movie! (Unfortunately, not also her last. You ever see "The Lonely Lady?" Yecccch!)-Depon>>>>P.S. Consider yourself an icon, BTW. I can't put on a pair of green tights without thinking of Y'all. The absolute coolest TV Batman villain, in my opinion. Frank Gorshin was almost too cool for that most cool series... >>>Oh, yeah! Got another wild "guys in tights" movie! I'm a big fan of the zany blaxploitation flicks of Mr. Rudy Ray Moore ("Dolemite," "Dolemite II-The Human Tornado," "Avenging Disco Godfather," and-I'm not making this up-"Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son-in-Law"). In "Petey Wheatstraw," our hero must fight off a horde of devils played by a bunch of guys in bad face make-up, capes, black leotards, and tights in as many colors as the costume designer could find. It's a bizarre movie experience to be sure-by the time the guys in tights come out, they're almost an anticlimax, after the woman giving birth to a watermelon (I swear!), the Devil's Bachelor Party for Petey, and the multiple scenes involving the guy who poops in his pants...-Depon Answers to this message: |
