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written by Dep on 29.06. at 05:59:39 - as answer to: Nine Days in KC (Part 6b) by Seeker at >>>Firstly, I keep forgetting what time of year this takes place. This is what your family does over Christmas? Manowar, what's Hallowe'en like?!?!>>>Secondly, what happened to the two guys? I understand you not thinking of it at the time, but wouldn't it've been cool if you screamed "No! Don't touch me there!" while they had you in the dressing room? (Have you ever read "Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris? In it, he recounts his experiences as an elf at Macy's. No tights, but lots of laughs-the guy's a genius, by the way. Get hold of "Naked," or his latest, "Me Talk Pretty One Day." Anyway, at one point some jackball makes a comment about his costume, and Sedaris replies, loudly, "Sorry, I don't date other guys.")-Depon P.S. I don't want to tell you how to write this (and I don't think I can!), but Hot Damn! I hope you lose your virginity to Mary Margaret, and I hope you're both in tights when you do! Answers to this message: |
