 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by Dep on 14.09. at 09:58:56 >>>Firstly, Dea (now slumbering in the next room,) just showed me a photo from her son's HS yearbook which featured a guy and girl, both dressed as french maids. Black tights on her, white tights on him, open-toed shoes on both, and they were hugging, which put their tights-clad thighs hard against each other's. HawoooOOooo.>>>Secondly, a few nights ago I caught this extremely cool show on the local PBS station titled "Artists in the 21st Century," which featured five or six contemporary artists, all of whom were fascinating for one reason or another. But late in the show, the fascination ante got way-upped. Dig this: they were interviewing this video and still photo artist (sorry, can't remember the name, but if you manage to catch the show, you'll see it c0ming) who did this one video that produced, without a doubt, the most bizarre tights-turnon I've ever experienced. It went like this. It's this old-fashioned black-and-white film style, like late 20's-early 30's, and it features this pair of dancers backstage at a ballet performance. The guy, who looked a bit like Ed Wood, was wearing a loose-fitting shirt over black tights, the girl a black tutu and white tights. Anyway, the girl bends over to fix her shoe or something, begins wiggling her little behind, for some reason, and the next thing you know, an honest-to-murgatroid FLAMINGO'S HEAD AND NECK emerges from the guy's groin! This BEAK c0mes out through the front of the tights, and before you know it, the damn thing is at the level of the guy's chin, for cryin' out loud! He forces it back in (clumsily and inc0mpletely) as she turns back to him. Then she bends over again, and begins re-wriggling, (as the artist, on the VO, says something about how sexual the ballet is, when you think about it. Right on, sister!) The FUCKING FLAMINGO bursts forth again, and this time she sees it in all it's glory. She smiles, and starts petting it on the head, as the guy proudly and happily looks on. Strangest thing I've seen in a while, but that didn't stop it from flashing through my mind the next time I was masturbating. Minus the FLAMINGO HEAD, of course.-Depon (In: My belovered Lane Bryants.) Answers to this message: |
