 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by Chuck U. Farley at on 11.06. at 08:39:48 Get thee to a nightclub immediately, preferably one that caters to the LGBT crowd, or else the Goth group. I'm hard proof of what you can acc0mplish if you're dressed right, having hooked up with a cute girl in black tights earlier tonight. (with no shoes - yippee, but they were ribbed - bleah) I'm wearing fishnets cropped into a shirt, a black tank top over that, a short velvet mini, black dance tights and calf-high doc's, and more eyes were on me than if I'd dressed 'normal.' Here's what I can remember of our conversation, which could have been much more if the music didn't require us to SHOUT IN EACH OTHER'S EARS...Me:"Are we wearing matching tights?"Girl:"Yeah, but mine are prettier."Me:"Aww, yeah they are!"Girl:"Yours are cute, though."Me:"Yeah, they're the same tights that ballet dancers wear."Girl:"Awesome! They'll last 'till like, the apocalypse."I steered the conversation into other waters after that, but something tells me that when I speak to her on the phone in a couple days that we'll soon discuss fetishes and the like. Anyways, stop reading this message and go do it! Now! NOW, I tell you! Chuck U. Farley(Who can guess the joke behind the name?) Answers to this message:
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