>>>1: Kids should not be allowed in Jacuzzis. Jacuzzis are for adults. When I was a kid, I wouldn't DREAM of getting into a small, enclosed tub full of hot, churning water with any number of grownups in it. And if I were a young girl of ANY age, I wouldn't go near one that contained a lone adult. And even if I did, I wouldn't put myself anywhere near said adult. And even if I did THAT, and I found myself slipping as I did the dumbass, annoying thing I was doing, I would make sure my young-girl butt DID NOT, I repeat, DID NOT land squarely in the lap of that adult. And if it did, I wouldn't spend a few seconds laughing at my predicament to my companion, as I bounced around on said lap trying to regain my footing. But that's just me.

>>>2: The waitresses at the resort restaurant wore uniforms that included very short skirts, and hose. Our waitress for breakfast was a pretty blonde who wore heavier beige hose with hers, and no panties. How do I know this? There were no seats provided for the waitstaff, so this angel took a load off by squatting down, knees apart, at the greeting station. The food, incidentally, was so good that I ACTUALLY NOTICED IT WAS THERE.

>>>3: Glass tables are awesome! Dea wore tan hose this morning, and because of both that and a  the presence of a different waitress, I noticed that my beloved's hosed legs were on display just above my breakfast plate for the whole meal, and her foot wriggling just below my pants-cuff was plainly visible to the lass taking our order. Yum!-D (Listening to: Arcade Fire. Asking: Why aren't you?)