 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by JustMe on 21.01. at 04:00:55 - as answer to: Rated Aaaaarrrr! by Dep >>>>>Yeah Depon..good to see you're back ! The medication, aversion therapy and electric shock treatment must have worked..otherwise the psychiatrists wouldn't have discharged you from that maximum security asylum, you call home.Keep taking the tablets!!!>>>>>>>Synthemesc, Drencrom, Vellocet... you name it, I'll drop it into a glass of the old moloko and knock the sucker back...-D (Horrorshow!)>>>>>>>Guess what old favorite I'm re-reading, O My Brothers...>>>>>>I know the old favorite well- and you'd be listening to some lovely, lovely Ludwig Van... Later!- Vic>>damn.. and im out of milk. Lets hit the bar !!>>>>That's using the gulliver, droogie! Just let me get into my black tights and "the old jelly mould..." -D (Wondering: Why Kubrick couldn't have taken his costume cues from Burgess. I might've become a futuristic thug if it involved public tights-wearing. And why not have Alex clobber one of those non-tights-wearing types that seem to be so rapidly infesting my precious future?)>>>>P.S. My Hallowe'en tights story: Stayed at home to deal with the invaders. Dea was out meeting a friend's brand new baby, and left me in charge, and in tights. Black ones, to be exact, (My Levantes, to be even moreso,) with a big gauzy shirt, those fakey boot-spats (These ones are really cool, though) and a tricorn-basically, the year before's pirate costume. (I figured nobody much saw it then, so...) Best moments: Met a really cute neighbor in a Pocahantas costume with tan hose (and sandals, bedad!) and a group of four young latinas who LOUDLY and REPEATEDLY complimented me on my tights (one even tried to feel 'em, but I was too quick for her, me hearties!) Best moment: When the assault subsided, I just shot the breeze for an hour with the guy next door and his wife. Standing out on the lawn on a cool night, talking about music with a couple of cool folk, and out in tights to boot. Why can't life always be like this? >>>>P.P.S. I know, because I'm a filthy disgusting pervert. But I quote Billy Bragg: YOUR LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME. And a nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden... Ach, msr. Depon, your not a perv... although I do question the sanity of a posting that named both kubrick and billy bragg, and with narry forced conjunction 'twixt the two. Wasn't the book written by the same guy who did Crash? Now that I can blame you for the revival of THAT lil' nightmare of a book, I can thank you both for that and your tales of tights-torment :) Answers to this message:
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