Yeah... and your girlfriend really sat on your face at 3 this morning... and even if she did, are we to assume its ok for YOU to fantasize and attempt to tittilate your audience here, but not for this guy? I will say again: This site is used by far, FAR more fetishists than real ballet dancers. So whats the problem? You only like your own kinks, and cannot endure hearing of others? Sit down, shut up, and read the posts that you enjoy. If you want to piss on every poster here who has lied, then you have a HUGE amount of work ahead of you.[/i]