Wow, you're pretty nasty. Time to switch to decaf.
Look, we're not talking about fantasies with this one. Read the post 2 before mine; someone there is asking honest questions. You could have someone who's not too bright who reads this stuff, shoves a butt plug up his ass because he thinks other people actually do it, and starts doing ballet jumps. Pretty soon, he's pretty injured.
And by the way, yes she did sit on my face during the night. She's done it before, like many women have to their partners; it's not exactly an unrealistic scenario.[/i]