I don't like imposters!!! I am the real Tights Villain and I'm always plotting new ways to make your lives miserable. I will never give up my evil crusade. I sold my soul to the devil many years ago, and he has allowed me to use my tights and leotards to bring evil upon the earth. I will never stop doing the things you all dread. I will stalk your daughters. I will assault your sons. I will do all I can to turn the earth into Hell so that Satan can once again rise and make slaves of all of us!!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
VILLAINY IN TIGHTS FOREVER!!![/i]