I'll accept that you are sincere. I prefer to wear as little as possible. On public beaches that prohibit nudity, I wear a Speedo thong swimsuit. If "butt exposure" is inappropriate, I'll wear a bikini. I have many Speedos with 3 inch sides, but I rarely wear them now.
Pool parties are a different matter, but I stay as brief as appropriate, except for my boss' pool, when I wear a square-cut skin-tight brief.
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