the male dancer all you need for ballet & dance for beginners & advanced register for free now !  de - en - es - nl tribute for all women Users online: 52 [ Forum ]  [ New messages ] Name (register):  Password registered user:  Email address (optional):  Subject:  Text formatting:                     [i]>>>>>xoox<p>>>>>ARE YOU A PERVERT??? IF SO, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE!!!<br>>>>>IF YOU'RE A PERVERT, YOU MIGHT LIKE TO CORRESPOND WITH MY COUSIN --- HE STUDIED BALLET AND HAS THIS GOD-LIKE BODY. HE LIVES IN WASHINGTON NOW, AND HE WORKS FOR THE FBI!!!!<p>>>>Yes,angry man, your cousin might have a god-like body, and work for the FBI, but what does that have to do with somebody being a pervert?<p>>><font color="red"> (I'll resist the temptation to make any references to J. Edgar Hoover whatsoever.) *grin* </font><p>>I knew Mr. Hoover. I used to sit on his lap when I was little, and even when I got older! He was a very nice man. He and his friend Chuck used to let me ride between them in this very big car! They took me to their special place and we had fun.<p>>He left me this package when he died. It's got this beautiful red dress and a feathery boa!<p>>Because my mother is English, she called the vacuum cleaner a "Hoover." When I asked Mr. Hoover if he made the vacuum, he laughed and made really funny sucking noises. This was our little secret. He always made sucking noises when we were alone together.<p>>I grin too when I remeber Mr. Hoover! Lapsitter<p>OK LAPSITTER!!! VACUUM THIS!!!<p>Look, I'm a big shot in the Department of Justice and I go to parties where Bill and Hillary hang out! I live in Washington on P Street near Du Pont Circle and drive a BMW because I make lots of money. The FBI doesn't scare me (but the CIA does).<p>If no one here can hook me up with some young, healthy, hung-like-a-staliion ballet boyz I'll take my butt somewhere else where a hung-like-a-stallion gymnast, speedo-boy, or other hot jock will bend me over and service me like the cow that I am!<p>Love, hugs and kisses! Appollonia<br><br>[/i] URL of own homepage (optional):  Name of homepage (without the homepage will not show!):  URL of a picture (optional):       Tags for smilies [neener]   [lurk]   [fire]   [grmpf-blue]   [grmpf-red]   [grmpf]   [brood-blue]   [brood-lilac]   [brood-red]   [brood]   [heart-pink]   [heart]   [kiss]   [normal]   [oh-lilac]   [acidic-red]   [oh]   [acidic-lilac]   [acidic-red]   [acidic]   [smile-orange]   [smile]   [pointed]   [updown]   [twinkle]