the male dancer all you need for ballet & dance for beginners & advanced register for free now !  de - en - es - nl tribute for all women Users online: 56 [ Forum ]  [ New messages ] Name (register):  Password registered user:  Email address (optional):  Subject:  Text formatting:                     [i]>>I've just started ballet at the age of 25.Do you think I should start to apply now to prestigious ballet companies for a position as a leading dancer.I think I've very very good, but my ballet teacher ,who knows nothing,seems to think I'm a fat talentless idiot.Who is right?<br>>hehehe<br>>I think you should rush madly out to the biggest city in your country and demand that the best ballet company there pay you to dance for them. <br>>Then, when they tell you to get out, just pull your tights on over your lard-filled legs and stuff the artsy-fartsy know-nothings face between your butt-cheeks. <br>>He will either hire you as a bouncer (hmmm... ballet bouncer... hey, it could happen) or die from the fetid funk-stink that is your encrusted butt.<br>>Thank you "Just Me" for your considered articulate response I think thought you've exaggerated the smell from my behind although I do believe that when I attempt a "grand jete" a good fart helps me with lift off.I am a slave to my muse and I shall dance and share my unique gift with the world...must sign off for now ...the nurse is coming with my medication![/i] URL of own homepage (optional):  Name of homepage (without the homepage will not show!):  URL of a picture (optional):       Tags for smilies [neener]   [lurk]   [fire]   [grmpf-blue]   [grmpf-red]   [grmpf]   [brood-blue]   [brood-lilac]   [brood-red]   [brood]   [heart-pink]   [heart]   [kiss]   [normal]   [oh-lilac]   [acidic-red]   [oh]   [acidic-lilac]   [acidic-red]   [acidic]   [smile-orange]   [smile]   [pointed]   [updown]   [twinkle]