 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by The Riddler on 04.04. at 16:44:22 - as answer to: Gettin' sneaky... by Dep Once I became hooked on being an evil villain in my green turtleneck leotards and tights, I began to look for ways that I could get more tights and leotards. I didn't have to look far. Not more than three blocks away was a church where a local ballet company worked out in the basement studio. I cased out the building for weeks looking for a way to get into the building, and into the dancers locker room. Once I knew what to do, I put on a brand new green turtleneck, long sleeved, back zipper leotard with a large "?" on the front and back over a pair of new green tights. I waited until dark, and forced my way in through a basement window. I was sure that the building had no alarms of any knid. Using a small flashlight, I found my way through the darkened studio until I made my way into the dancers lockers. They weren't even locked!!! I imediately opened over a dozen of them and was quickly knee deep into beautiful tights, leotards, unitards and ballet slippers. I quickly stashed a couple of dozen tights and leotards into a trash bag that I had with me. Then I hurredly made my way out of the building carrying this huge bag over my shoulder looking like a demented Santa Claus in green tights. I made my way back home and peeled of my evil Riddler tights and leotard, and proceeded to wear a different pair of tights and leotards that I had stollen for several weeks. I loved being an evil tights clad cat burglar. The only down side to this episode was that no one ever reported the crime that I had committed. CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!!! Answers to this message:
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