 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by Seamless at on 13.04. at 21:02:22 - as answer to: Re: Gettin' sneaky... by The Riddler >Once I became hooked on being an evil villain in my green turtleneck leotards and tights, I began to look for ways that I could get more tights and leotards. I didn't have to look far. Not more than three blocks away was a church where a local ballet company worked out in the basement studio. I cased out the building for weeks looking for a way to get into the building, and into the dancers locker room. Once I knew what to do, I put on a brand new green turtleneck, long sleeved, back zipper leotard with a large "?" on the front and back over a pair of new green tights. I waited until dark, and forced my way in through a basement window. I was sure that the building had no alarms of any knid. Using a small flashlight, I found my way through the darkened studio until I made my way into the dancers lockers. They weren't even locked!!! I imediately opened over a dozen of them and was quickly knee deep into beautiful tights, leotards, unitards and ballet slippers. I quickly stashed a couple of dozen tights and leotards into a trash bag that I had with me. Then I hurredly made my way out of the building carrying this huge bag over my shoulder looking like a demented Santa Claus in green tights. I made my way back home and peeled of my evil Riddler tights and leotard, and proceeded to wear a different pair of tights and leotards that I had stollen for several weeks. I loved being an evil tights clad cat burglar. The only down side to this episode was that no one ever reported the crime that I had committed. CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!!!--The first thing that came to mind was the Grinch. All green, with a big bag slung over his shoulder. Those poor ballet dancers! You stole their uniforms... that wasn't nice, Riddler. I know you're a villan, but haven't you got enough tights of your own? I thought you were into the idea of spreading the joy of wearing tights, and here you deprive others of the fun. If you had done this last week, I'd say go return them! Disappointedly,~Seamless~ Answers to this message: |
