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YOU GOT THE "Why I like tights" routine messed up!

geschrieben von BalletMaster at  am 27.01. um 21:58:36 - als Antwort auf: Why I like tights von 
How did you know this old vaudeville classic routine?  You got the punch-line all messed up, though!

After the straight-man asks "why do you like tights?"  the comic starts off by saying "Why do I like tights? (in astonishment)..." the routine goes on for about a minute or two then ends as follows...

    "and the reason I like elephants is .... because they DON'T take the number thirteen bus!"

I did see it done once in a gay club in NYC in the late sixties, but instead of a girl, there was a guy who walked across stage just in tights.  The comic added lines about the guy that were hillarious, better than the lines about the girl!!!!

Careful how you phrase those CLASSIC punch-lines!  BalletMaster



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