 
Balletlover - Balletmania
written by Dep on 20.11. at 09:17:07 This practice is directly responsible for the sudden lack of tights-wearing amongst females (see my post from a few days ago titled "Huh?"). Now, some of you might be thinking "Big deal! So, girls won't be wearing tights! I'm still going to wear them!", but you aren't seeing the big picture! If opaque legwear continues to fall out of favor with women, then finding tights for ourselves is just going to get more difficult! Already the major tights-manufacturers seem to be cutting back on their selections-colors are getting harder to find, and a good, opaque tight is also getting scarce (Et tu, Donna?). Women are still the majority in the tights-market, guys. We need them to start buying up opaques again so that manufacturers will ride the trend back to the former glory of tights-retailing. This will not happen until after we purge the world of this scourge. This scourge which sucks vital tights-buying money from the purses of our women, and which actually discourages women from wearing opaque legwear (which would hide the evidence of their participation in this loathsome practice, evidence that they are so inexplicably proud of.) I urge you to join me in fighting against this horrible, anti-tights institution.Ladies and gentlemen, we must stop the pedicure. Thank you. -Depon Answers to this message:
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