 the male dancer
written by Sim on 02.06. at 18:58:52 - as answer to: Re: career in ballet by JustMe >>I've just started ballet at the age of 25.Do you think I should start to apply now to prestigious ballet companies for a position as a leading dancer.I think I've very very good, but my ballet teacher ,who knows nothing,seems to think I'm a fat talentless idiot.Who is right?>hehehe>I think you should rush madly out to the biggest city in your country and demand that the best ballet company there pay you to dance for them. >Then, when they tell you to get out, just pull your tights on over your lard-filled legs and stuff the artsy-fartsy know-nothings face between your butt-cheeks. >He will either hire you as a bouncer (hmmm... ballet bouncer... hey, it could happen) or die from the fetid funk-stink that is your encrusted butt.>Thank you "Just Me" for your considered articulate response I think thought you've exaggerated the smell from my behind although I do believe that when I attempt a "grand jete" a good fart helps me with lift off.I am a slave to my muse and I shall dance and share my unique gift with the world...must sign off for now ...the nurse is coming with my medication! Answers to this message:
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